I Amuse Only Myself

Ash, Lash, Lashes, Lashlee, Thrash, Crash, Smash
...whatever you call me, here I am. Ask feature is on. Ask away.

"After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing into your mouth and watch whatever is on Netflix instant. And on weekends, you try to psych yourself up to go out at night but then you realize you are just so damn tired and Netflix instant sounds awesome. And there’s all that driving and like, having to wear pants."
-

“TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via needle)

Yup…this pretty much sums it up.

(via snoggered)

Pants. They’re the worst.

(Source: audsandends, via crackerfinishingschool)

1 month ago 4582 notes
  1. cestlavie-phine reblogged this from dressingupyourmind
  2. mysleeplessreply reblogged this from forcedrhyme
  3. dressingupyourmind reblogged this from balancethroughthatturn
  4. balancethroughthatturn reblogged this from flightphoenix
  5. bitter-vs-better reblogged this from becauseiamawoman
  6. shevanishedlikeadream reblogged this from danceerindance and added:
    (hellogiggles.com)
  7. heytheretabs reblogged this from thatgirlkristi
  8. classicandsouthern reblogged this from thatgirlkristi
  9. danceerindance reblogged this from lyonsbrandon
  10. abee18 reblogged this from thatgirlkristi
  11. lyonsbrandon reblogged this from otterfaces
  12. otterfaces reblogged this from thatgirlkristi
  13. inanotherscompanybythesea reblogged this from thatgirlkristi
  14. thatgirlkristi reblogged this from thisfickleheart
  15. audraclaireh reblogged this from brofisting
  16. smilesunshiiiiine reblogged this from cottoncandyrottenmouth
  17. writeroffictions reblogged this from urlcannotendinahyphen
  18. urlcannotendinahyphen reblogged this from cocknbull
  19. marisakatebella reblogged this from dallowayward
  20. dearjimpleasefixit reblogged this from anotherdeadhead
  21. theshowgirl reblogged this from commander-pop-n-fresh and added:
    Replace Netflix with ponies.
  22. jinxesforthejinxed reblogged this from thegreendinosaur
  23. eveninginjuly reblogged this from tisfortremendoustragedy
  24. amelia-grace reblogged this from captain-flamingo
  25. proseqtr reblogged this from mysteryofthings
  26. nattlezhearts reblogged this from gypsyrosita
  27. halfofthejoke reblogged this from mysteryofthings
  28. mysteryofthings reblogged this from captain-snen
  29. icanseeaklainebow reblogged this from mollysdenofassbutts
  30. dumblydear reblogged this from tisfortremendoustragedy
  31. thegreendinosaur reblogged this from ron-swansoned
  32. captain-flamingo reblogged this from ron-swansoned
  33. tisfortremendoustragedy reblogged this from mollysdenofassbutts
  34. ron-swansoned reblogged this from purplebowtiess