I Amuse Only Myself

Ash, Lash, Lashes, Lashlee, Thrash, Crash, Smash
...whatever you call me, here I am. Ask feature is on. Ask away.

A fairly accurate sample of daily phone calls...

  • Me: Hello.
  • Sump: Ditch that hero and get with a zero. My penis is the zero.
  • Me: Umm...hahahaha
  • Sump: Shit. I said that backwards. *click*
1 month ago