January 2012
It’s so hot out I might have to wear a bathing suit tonight.
– My mom never ceases to amaze me.
December 2011
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They’re the whitest Mexican’s ever. All of their kids have college...
– My cousin about his wife’s family. I nearly choked on my drink.
Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
– Maya Angelou
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How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the... →
fuckyeahlost:
Jack 1. Gather ingredients 2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?” 3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients 4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly Kate 1. Make separate sandwiches, one with peanut butter and one with jelly 2. Take a bite of the peanut butter sandwich, declaring...
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