January 2010
“I hope they get their asses kicked.”
– My 78 year old Grandma about the Vikings game.
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Christopher: are you wearing pants today?
Me: Of course not.
Christopher: i feel like you're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea
Me: Wow. I'm not really sure what that means.
Christopher: you're welcome
Christopher: did you know that squirrels would taste like ice cream if goats were taller?
Me: Are you on drugs?
Christopher: i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight
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