January 2012
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via needle)
Yup…this pretty much sums it up.
(via snoggered)
Pants. They’re the worst.
“If we ever do get a gorilla suit…”
– Sump
That’s the moment I walked into the room. It got weird.
A fairly accurate sample of daily phone calls...
Me: Hello.
Sump: Ditch that hero and get with a zero. My penis is the zero.
Me: Umm...hahahaha
Sump: Shit. I said that backwards. *click*
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“It’s so hot out I might have to wear a bathing suit tonight.”
– My mom never ceases to amaze me.
December 2011
5 tags
“They’re the whitest Mexican’s ever. All of their kids have college...”
– My cousin about his wife’s family. I nearly choked on my drink.
“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.”
– Maya Angelou
