My (not so) secret Dexter wish finally came true. Just not quite in the way I was expecting. Still glad though. Damn that bitch was annoying.
Why oh why do I keep approving FB friend requests from people I barely remember from elementary?! Why would I want to get together and catch up? Stop askin me! Ugh!
I’m able to easily entertain most of the people in my life. Cody however is over me. He doesn’t find me funny at all.
I wrote you a haiku / But it had no grace / I wrote you a sonnet / But ran out of space / Anyway here’s a drawing of a penis on your face




